Splinter Cell

Wow.

2005-06-04T17:26:00.000+08:00

Wow. i stumbled across this blog and decided to post something in it.

been playing WoW for two weeks now... dwarven hunter bang bang. dunno what i get out of killing couple of orcs and lvling up everyday, bunched together with zoomed in TFT graphics when i could be working on pig farmer. but yeah it's all good.

oh yes and my grandpa died on.... Friday, 27th May, 2005, at 2218 hours a.k.a 10.18pm, Changi General Hospital, Ward 15, Bed 7. Name: Ng Wah Boon, Age: 85.
good grandfather he was... remember him telling me not to put too much cheese in my macaroni or something. only spoke canto, got me out of the MRT door things once when my cousin and elder brother thought it would be funny stopping me from getting through. took care of us when we very young. the fact that i'm not dead now shows how well he took care of us.

nintendo pwns

2005-04-21T22:53:00.000+08:00

yes it does shut up. watch this before you start whining about what i said.
http://gprime.net/video.php/nintendothemesacappella

hang on. i'm blogging. let's see. the last time i blogged was... 26 dec 2004. 2004! but that was almost 10 years ago!. do i care. no. no one is gonna read this anyways, so i can post and post and roast pigeon soup. yeah thats right. tee hee hee the only person who has the link to my blog is wulfwulfdog. but the link to here is too obscure to read. i mean it is ONLY sticking out by 3 letters as compared to the other links! other than the all powerful zug of course. but no one can compare to that. even if peeps do come. i dont have a tag board. which means that i won't know that they came. which means that no one came to here anyways. yes yes. good debating skeels that comes from ghey IHS which we lost BECOS some eediot known by the name of eeliot went and told the rabbit story =.=

damn i need more coop >.< . and versus.
coop helps to build stamina see? i need stamina for i have passed 2 of my napfa kajigathingys with flying colours and failed 3 with flying colours! see right. by hanging from a ledge. your arms muscles get as strong as lego sam fishers. and if you don't know what i am talking about it dosen't matter. http://www.samfisherblog.com/ but you could always learn the sam fisher splits from here. oh and derrick has aimbot. i shwear. i mean even aim.botlor didn't hit me. now how do u beat an aimbotlor? simple.
lego star wars lego star wars. still not in seengapore. onlay twee moer days. and quaek 4 has been announced. "fisher! what do you think you are doing?" "lambert... i..." "save your whining. nintendo still pwns"

2004-09-02T22:44:00.000+08:00

ok couple of ads i like

3M: there are two of them. one is the one with the chinese boy in ancient china writing the calligraphy then his light is to bright then accidently write "buttock" in chinese. so must change to 3M light. haha.
2nd one is the sticky thing. the one with the little girls dancing around. actually that is a so-so ad. i just like the part when the bag falls and then the girls goes *gasp*. lol.

Chevrolet: Areo ad where the tall basketballers go into the small car from the outside and the basketballers look small while the car looks big from the inside

Film: dunno if its fuji film or what. it's the one where there is the small boy and his parents browsing on the comp of the boy's baby photos. then suddenly the comp crashes and the boy has this REAL funny and cute expression on his face. lol. average ad though.

Creative Technology: The indian guy gets a checkup. the doctor uses a increasingly larger loudspeaker to shout into the guy's ear. the indian guy can't hear nuts. the dooctor uses MEGA EARS which are like these big prosthetic ears to fit on the Indian guy. so the indian guy looks like mickey mouse. anyway, creative ads are the best cos they are so out of point. XD

Singapore Idol today. didn't vote. doh. anyway my predictions were correct. as usual.
a) Why is it the dumb blonde girls got all the airtime
b) Why is it that half of next episode's contestants consists of malay/ malay lookalikes
c) When Christopher Lee was hugging the girls he chose the young pretty girls on his right instead of the malay of his left

tic tac

2004-09-01T17:27:00.000+08:00

more ns tactics
mines. pancake. fade bhop. fade a-r-. lerk a-r-. lerk sweep. marine bhop.

i have decided to stop scripting ^^

people parasited from t3h server:
pigkong
sHoRtY

Theorum of Tone Views

2004-08-24T19:06:00.000+08:00

ok whateva. i think i will blog every 2 days now unless i have something really important to say.

apparently my mum dosen't have internet connection in Africa... so i cant keep in contact with her. she just smsed me today. my dad is gone for today to thursday night. weee....

new ns tactics. mines. knife sp. fade sg. cr dk skulk

i was discussing some stuff with wulfy yesterday. we created alot of theory things. actually I created alot of theory things and wulfy just tried to counter them. ill update on that later.

Bloated Vegeroots

2004-08-22T20:15:00.000+08:00

Didn't blog yesterday cos i was too full
just came back from pow sing last night and i ate so much nonya tofu that i was full....
so i went to bed

li jia wei lost the table tennis 3rd place. bleh... we are 4th place again. we will just have to wait another 4 years for the Olympics to get the 4th place again.

why are carrots vegetables and potatoes not? how do you define vegetables? anything plant-like that the average child dosen't like to eat?

my mum is going to South Africa tonight. well actually it is technically tomorrow. 1.30 am. and she will be back on Saturday mornin' 6.30 am with (hopefully) two ostrich eggs. one painted to keep. one for eating.

learnt a couple of ns tactics recently. one of which was how to bhop properly. now im trying to learn how to bhop to 500 units on the 2nd jump. let us see what else i learnt. armslab. skulk rt. the nifty ns calculator taught me a few skills. acid rain. none of these make sense to anyone except me (i hope)

LCP

2004-08-20T19:43:00.000+08:00

i really have nothing to say. i thought of a couple of things yesterday except i was too busy to blog. hmmm....

anyway, corporal promotion test tomorrow. i have forgotten all my drills knots and so on. so good luck to me.

erm the history test wasn't too bad. except the last questioni eush abit so the 6 mark answer same length as 5 mark. life sc test ok ok. but i might not do too well.

X-Files

2004-08-18T22:48:00.001+08:00

Files, Files, Files. Files too
I have been filing the whole day cos apparently tomorrow seems to be the big collection of files or something. Math files, Geography files, English files, you name it I've filed it.

Susilo lost the badminton Olympics!!! no..... stupid thai guy. actually beat susilo 15 - 1. doh.... the thai guy was sort of playing the same tactics as susilo except faster. at least susilo made the thai guy stumble a few times then the thai guy had to crawl across the court like a dog to reach the shuttle cock. lol.

Anyway looks like we ain't see the last of the lesson obs lady. Anyone would think that she is a pedophile. Apparently she wasn't satisfied (as usual) because there weren't any "moral values" taught in the lesson. If she wants something like that why dosen't she go to a Moral Education class in a primary school???

I tried teaching wulfy and tien how to bhop today. wasn't exactly very successful. wulfy sort of got the hang of it though i can still beat his speeds by aboout 100 units. Tien can only bhop as an onos XD. like that will do any good in a real game. anyway we ended up playing a 2 aliens (me and wulfy) vs 1 marine (tien) match with sv_cheats 1 and highdamage. therefore onos rushes in bam bam 3 turret shots and he is dead. too bad they took babblers out of the give weapon list. or else i would sure as hell use it and pwn everyone.

Plays

2004-08-17T23:58:00.000+08:00

It is 12 midnight and I finally finished my art. Not what you would call high quality... but nevermind. art is over and done with. woot.

We had a literature play performed by us. that is the group of leftover losers that consisted of JH, jhon, me, ian, ching pin and lejon. so jhon decided not to come. convenient. probably realized he didn't want to act so he stay at home play NS. As a result JH had to read of the script without a costume. Lejon sorta screwed us too with his lousy costume and not memorizing his lines. Damn I'm gonna own jhon when i see him.

For once I didn't slack. Spent whole day just working and working. mainly art. far low is my art skills. low, lower, lowest, far low.

Assisted Reproductive Technology (ART)

2004-08-16T22:03:00.000+08:00

Damn art is killing me.... its due in two days and i haven't thought of anything. bah. far low.

So we had a charity cafe during recess and ended up missing physical science. We pop(p)ed popcorn and sold them at $1 a bag. lets see.... each box of popcorn costs $4.90 in the supermarket. Each box has 3 packets. Each packet can fill 4 bags. which means that one box of popcorn earns us $1 X 12 - $4.90 = $7.10. So we earn $7.10 for each box of popcorn. This is called ripping people off with smart tactics. woot. so we wearned about $120 from the sales. Anyway, I also lost a lot of money from eating. You walk in the SAC. Somebdoy grabs your arm. And he won't let go of your arm till you buy something. Then he forces you to buy a cheap miserable Coke Float for $2. What's more the Vanilla Ice-Cream in the Coke Float is not even French Vanilla!!! What a cheap rip off. This is called ripping people of and making them unhappy. therefore i conclude that my class is still smart. In this way i have lost $6 of my money. -.-

Then we had a 5.2 km run. Now im supposed to be on npcc duty right? right. npcc duty = slack right? wrong. We walked all the way to the end of MacRitchie and then stopped there as our checkpoint Alot of my classmates run past and said "Hey! You are SLACKING!". Well they don't realize that i had to walk all the way there AND walk back. therefore, i still go the same distance as them. concluded. and there was no milo truck. you see right, you sit at the checkpoint, smsing wulfy about how the duty is so boring and we are so thirsty. We talk about our saviour.
The Milo Truck.Then FINALLY, our duty ends with kevyn running past. We long for the milo truck. we slug it out and walk back all the way for the milo truck. we finally reach the end. there is no milo truck. wtf??? what is this!!! where is the milo truck??? so we did all that for nothing. ahhHHH!!!

anyway i finally saw what the sixers said to the media. i think it was an OK comment. AND the media showed them playing CS "so-so". they didn't show them playing CS like NOOBS! what is this??? they are supposed to portray the sixers as total nubs cos thats what they were!!! argh!!! still dosen't deny the fact i pwned them 21-1.

Susilo beat the China Man at the badminton Olympics. SO THERE. wahaha pwned. and my two brothers were jealous and started saying "aiyah tyco only" when i told them susilo was an acs boy. Wierd actually considering the fact that my younger brother WANTS to get into acsi.

Fotog and the like

2004-08-14T23:41:00.000+08:00

eTMR installation in t3h mornin'. it wasn't compulsory but i went to skip npcc. i mean who wouldn't. first there was that biology guy that talked and talk....like a lecture....ZzzzZZzZzZ. out of point he is.Photo club only have 1 new member. and that is..... MIN. wahahaha. i think its damn farnie.Installation of secondary 1 members for the Photographic Society. Tan Min En. *Fatty walks up and recieves badge.* End of Photographic Society Secondary 1 Installation. lolololthen there is the comp serv presentation which is like O.o so nice...... CHEAPOS you took last years one. so lazy. MR presentation is like O.o so farnie.Have you been on MRT? *shows pic of MRT* Ok that was lame *shows pic of guy on crutches*
then its the presentations. the compserv one is like O.o so nice..... cheapos. we just koped the last year one and re use it. the MR one is like O.o so farnie.....
There were so many photos of Mister Elliot. He action action only. Elliot is a committee member for MR now. what's more Elliot's ranking is called "Video Head 2". even more lol. dumb MR. what sort of name is THAT. VIDEO HEAD TWO.MR made abt half their members in the committee. the library made ALL their members committee. and the photog only had 2. lol. Therefore, i conclude that compserv is the smartest.
Anyway, Mister Elliot went to eat reception food. -.-
I saw the rest of my NP mates as i was waiting outside. and hell they were doing a slacky job marching. Nigel behind decided that he didn't want to march so he strolled behind without moving his arms. The rest of the people decided they just didn't want to march properly. So they all ended with their hands waving everywhere uncoordinatedly.

And So I Came Back To School Again.
At 2.30.
To Help With The Sixers.
-.-
at least it was cyberAC duty. but even that was bad enough. the sixers didn't know how to play CS. WAHhhh!!!!! i had to teach them how to move and shoot and reload and buy and so on. and so forth. the sixers were a sad bunch of peeps. i mean like they were total nubs. they didn't know how to play cs. 90% didn't know how to move. 80% didn't know how to join game.
Total noob casualties = 100%
anyway i pwned them 21 frags to 1 death. and the 1 death was cos the sv_gravity was 100 and i got stuck in mid-air paddling my legs while they shot me. I had to teach the sixers how to play counter-strike. come on. i wasn't THAT sad when i was primary 6. whats more these sixers are GEP. what a disgrace. They were all using ARROW KEYS to move. and although the 3rd batch of sixers seemed only to be moderately lousy at cs, i knifed 2 of them from behind. lololol.
then the media came. i told you there would be bad luck even though it is one day late from friday the 13th. they asked the sixers some qs which i couldn't really hear. i think they were asking them whether they liked acs and the sixers prolly responded with stupid answers like "yea i like acs im gonna come here to play everyday." they probably don't realize you have to pay to play. btw. ying hao installed wallhack aimbot speedhack etc on the compserv-people-only computer in the cyberAC so we can pwn pple wheneva we want.

Sixer

2004-08-13T23:01:00.000+08:00

lololol. just watched "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance". it is like damn funny. when randi saw steve she must have been like WTF??? roflmao XD XD
and then there is Durian King. the intro makes you go roflmao roflmao. adrian paaang. liu lian waaang.
went tien's house played drums. apparently jhon's new nick is binary. and we(as in me tien and wulfy) have now a combined nick called.... t3h. japanese Parawulf. wootzor. don't you love to play drums. dong dong chiang. Chinese Opera. Comm i need a walder.
played battlegrounds at tien's house too. makes me go lololol also. you shoot once. put in gunpowerder into the barrel. put in a bullet. push the rod up and down. fire again. repeat. hell you are better off running and slashing the guy. it is a funny game anyway.
For a Friday the 13th. I would say today is actually pretty good. dosen't black friday mean bad luck? O.o
Mebbe there will be bad luck. Olympics start tonight at 1 am or something. mebbe there will be gigantic screw up. Such as the Olympic Flame is suddenly put out. Imagine that. With the whole world watching.

tommorow im gonna be manning the cyberAC for those pesty little primary sixers. argh.

got myself banned from v3x again. smackie dosen't seem to like me for some reason. ah well. same difference to me.

Eww.... A Heart.

2004-08-12T22:09:00.000+08:00

http://www.specialdefects.com/v1/embed/heart_preloader.html

this is sick. but funny. lol
found it off the ns forums. not for the faint-hearted.

anyway, SOME noob erased the ENTIRE CyberAC database. therefore we have to retype the whole thing again. yay. NO. im gonna kill the ass hole who did that. you see this is what happens when seniors are replaced by noobs. EEKS. pwned. laggy. bad map. crappy team. lol.

My house air-con in my bedroom keeps leaking -.- And we need a briefcase tmmr. im acting as antonio aka. da merchant of venice.

i have changed my blog URL from parasite-selection.blogspot to parasitIC-selection.blogspot.com. this is cos the word b4 "selection" is supposed to be an adjective. -.- ah well
tommorrow is THE day. chinese listening compre!!! argh!!
BUT we escaped from the exlab thing. AHAHAH. jhon cehn has been fooled into going. now me and tien don't need to go! *dance around*

This Blog is a physical form of my state of mind. It is a dangerous thing. It allows my mind to be opened and closed at will. Beware. O.o

5 days

2004-08-11T22:26:00.000+08:00

on the 5th day of holidays the homework almost killed me.
except im not doing some of it. at least i finished my CRP report.
i have a coolzor MSN background pic
now i have:
NS wallpaper
NS screensaver
NS desktop icons
NS cursor
NS msn display pic
NS msn background
NS windows sounds

I'm on high alert now. Wulfy might put my blog link on his blog, Imagine the Mayhem that would cause. I'll be under the watchful eyes of certain people in my class...*darts eyes left and right*.

NS

2004-08-11T16:48:00.000+08:00

National Day was like... uhhh....
wo men shi zhui hao de peng you
wo men wo men wo men ^.-
not much to see really. the only good thing it did was earn us 2 extra days of hols.
im busy with homework cos the 5 day weekend made me ... errr procrastinate.
just dloaded HLSW which allows me to "see" whats going on in my NS server without having to enter it. sweet

Celcius

2004-08-07T22:50:00.000+08:00

My mum's b'day today. didn't really do anything for her...feeling kinda guilty.

Ok...UYO awards presentation today. i had to be there at 7.45, but my mum had to drop me at 7am the latest, so i spent half an hour sleeping in the SAC. i probably looked kinda dumb. after that we lined up in this loooong line. along with JH and elliot. ok the 1st line wasn't too bad. the Geust of Honour caught us all by surprise yes, so we hastily moved in position. the 2nd line was bad. for me anway. JH was standing directly opposite me. Obviously the GOH caught me be surprise again, but this time Dr Ong was with him along with all the senior admin. then there was this guy next to me who couldn't hold back his laughter.so i started to feel like laughing too. then as the GOH walked pass with the many people accompanying him, JH's eyes startied darting left and right rapidly. now THAT made me laugh. in front of the GOH, and drong too.... sigh i screwed up. at least they didn't stare at me or anything. they just.... walked on.

after that was the sec 4 leaving ceremony... dont you hate these times of the year? suddenly all the seniors are gone and will soon be replaceed by some noobs. sigh. there goes (Fa)dhli and xing-a-long. and that nice drama club NCO.

after that i went home and played some ns. and science and indusstry with wulfy. and vampire slayer. VS is so fun. its like vampires jump around as if it were the matrix and i actually got topfrag despite the fact that im a total noob. mebbe so was everyone else. i played 5 mins of rocket crowbar too. it is like some totally wierd game where you can transform into houndeyes and headcrabs. and all sort of wierd stuff happens with your weapons. like secondary for gauss gun is like teleport.

well, my dad bought pirated DVDs of spidey 2, i robert and fahrenheit 9/11. from wat i heard 9/11 is pretty damned funny. we went for dinner at the steamboat place at tiong bahru. its like this old man always comes along selling tissur for 40 cents and im always sorry for him. its a good thing my parents feel that way too so we always buy 1 pack from him. that old guy is pretty polite also, which is a good thing. his health seems to be lousier, especially since now he is on a wheelchair while the last time we saw him, which was bout few months back, he was walking with cruches.

my grandmum is hospitalized. she went for some leg operation on the kneecap cos she says its been hurting. so we went to visit her at SGH and boy is the ward nice. hope she gets well soon....

Scary Movie?

2004-08-06T23:44:00.000+08:00

Long Day.....time check 11.44 right now.

4.8km run in the mornin'. i more or less slacked, actually ended up behind kevyn.
After that was a lesson obs for phy sc. you have to hate those lesson obs. I mean like they make you have to shut up. Week B Fridays. Double Phy sc, double life sc, double Pe. wtf.
anyway life sc we went to comp lab and had horlicks. dunno why though, *shrug*, must be something to do with national day.
and then elliot came over to my house. played science and industry. wootzor. what a fun game. and....tien came over too at 5 pm or so. he had to see a shrink for depression XD.
we decided to take a cab to school to watch ac superstar even though we were like 1 hour early. lucky us. cos guess what? wulfy forgot to bring his ticket and we had to take the cab to his house and back again to school. it wasted us abt 30 mins or so. whats more the cab fare cost him $11.40 when w could just have taken a cab directly to school and paid for a new ticket for $10. what a noob lol.
at least i know that 1 taxi driver is now $11.40 richer.
ac superstar was nice. i was pretty tired by the time i got there tho. anyway its like bright lights. flash flash flash. my eyes are spoilt. nice breakdancing pple. and the stupid guy lost his voice. haha so there. at leasat u haf $500 as a prize.

anway since where scary movies scary? now with all the stupid special effects they are like not so scary. i mean like a long time ago when special effects weren't really used, pple with their heads turning around 180 degrees was scary. but now its like every single horror idea has been used and the new age movies are like. a bleh. can't believe tien thinks AI is scary. its supposed to be a story about.... love(?). anway, i think the only scary movie i have seen is like "the exorcist". the rest just more or less disturb your mind by not a very great extent. those that DO disturb it too a great extent are never horror movies. sigh...

Science and Industry

2004-08-05T21:47:00.000+08:00

Played 3 whole matches of Science and Industry today. and it sure was hell lot of fun.

wulfy looks wierd on webcam. i want one too

Rugby

2004-08-04T19:58:00.000+08:00

Well, wulfy tried to get kenneth to pose his hand for him during art.
apparantly wulfy dosent think kenneth poses properly and kepy slapping kenneth's hand and saying "nooooormAL"

another one of those boring 2.4km PE runs. NO ONE can keep up with me. im too slow.
i basically slacked. i was actually slower than kevyn. and they just had to have a firedrill immediately after that.
during recess
after PE
when we are all tired
on fried chicken day
with drong's loooong speech
ah well. it was english period after that. tucky wasnt very happy i think. but being the nice teacher he is he let us take 20 mins of his period to make up for recess. yay. except everyone feels guilty. except me.

acs won the 'C' division rugby finals. if we are lucky its a whole 5 days running of no school. yipee.we thrashed st andrews 13-7. which is a good thing considering the fact they stole our winning streak for the 'b' division rugby.
at least on eof the saint andrews flag broke while they were running around the track.

Eye Pee Interview

2004-08-03T22:40:00.000+08:00

Ok.... what do i say.
they asked me "why should we choose you instead of lejon".
what a dumb question
have they nothing better to do???
dunno if im getting into IP or not. mebbe not. mebbe. not probably.

i think im getting better at life science and math. (i hope)

daniel tan's lesson wasnt too bad. at least certain people werent shouting pedophile
actually I did but that was b4 lesson observation lady came in. i hope she didnt hear the echos
i don't think wulfy realizes that blogs are meant for you to post one a day

They Hunger....

2004-08-02T21:26:00.000+08:00

Let's see.... LCM got pissed 2day. math teacher. bam bam boom. end of class.
tien is cranky.
wulfy is afraid of zombies and clowns.
Integrated program interview tmmr. yay. mebbe not

R.I.P. WON....

t3h?

2004-07-25T18:37:00.000+08:00

Go Away.

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